Poster for the jukebox parody musical The Winner Rolls It All.

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The STAUNCH Theatre company presents The Winner Rolls It All, a fast-paced, high-stakes board game musical.

The score parodies one of Eurovision's most iconic winners, and a book crammed with pop-culture references, think The Rocky Horror Show meets Starlight Express...but for huns.

A riff on Mamma Mia! and featuring a score made up of parodies of ABBA songs, with a story about a board game that everybody is familiar with, it features bonds, stocks, investments, betrayal, capitalism and Gemma Collins quotes, there's something for everyone in this hilarious parody musical.

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Guide Prices

Ticket TypeTicket Tariff
Concession£10.00 per ticket
General Admission£15.00 per ticket

Note: Prices are a guide only and may change on a daily basis.

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The Winner Rolls It All - A Jukebox Parody Musical

Type:Theatre

Groundlings Theatre, 42 Kent Street, Portsmouth, Hampshire, PO1 3BS
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Opening Times

The Winner Rolls It All (3 Oct 2025)
DayTimes
Friday19:00 - 21:00

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