Poster for Lou Conran tour Gooch.

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After a UK sell out run in 2024, and New Zealand in 2025, award winning comedian, Lou Conran, returns with her new show 'Gooch'.

You know that bit between your doodah and your wotsit, you know down there? Your 'Taint', 'your Grundle', that bit that no one knows what to do with? Well, that's Lou Conran.

No one knows what to do with her. No one knows where she fits in, but one thing you can guarantee is that the more attention you give to the 'Gooch', the more you'll enjoy yourself.

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Guide Prices

Ticket TypeTicket Tariff
General Admission£14.60 per ticket

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Lou Conran - Gooch

Type:Comedy

Guildhall Square, Portsmouth, hampshire, PO1 2AB
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Tel023 9387 0200

Opening Times

Gooch (17 Oct 2025)
DayTimes
Friday20:00

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