Photograph of Hal Cruttenden for his latest tour show: Can Dish it Out But Can't Take it

About

Hal is back with a brand-new tour for 2025 with a show that promises to stick it to 'The Man', as long as 'The Man' doesn't stick it back to him.

With his trademark style, Hal will be hilariously pontificating on subjects like middle aged dating, social media, the insanity of modern politics and the fact that his daughters love him but don't respect him. He believes that, after you've seen the show, you'll feel exactly the same way.

His last tour was extended four times and he's one of a select number of comics to have done Live At The Apollo three times and the Royal Variety twice. His TV credits also include Have I Got News For You, The Apprentice You're Fired, Bake Off Extra Slice and Would I Lie To You.

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Adult£23.40 per ticket

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Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish it Out But Can't Take it

Type:Comedy

Portsmouth Guildhall, Guildhall Square, Portsmouth, Hampshire, PO1 2AB
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Opening Times

Hal Cruttenden (18 Sept 2025)
DayTimes
Thursday19:30

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