Poster for Jack off the Beanstalk at the New Theatre Royal

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Get ready for this udderly cheeky show; the naughtiest version of Jack and the Beanstalk you've ever dared to see!

Warning: this is not your childhood fairy tale — unless your bedtime stories came with a parental advisory!

In this fabulously filthy twist, Dame Trott's farm is in shambles… Desperate to rescue the farm, our hero Jack heads to the cattle market to save the day but is milked by the fiendish Fleshlight into handing over their beloved cow Daisy for a handful of "magic beans"

Full of filthy innuendos, outrageous outuendos, laugh-out-loud routines and plenty of bean-tickling antics for you to join in with, this show comes with more naughty twists than you can shake your giant beanstalk at.

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Adult£26.00 per ticket

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Adult Panto: Jack off the Beanstalk

Type:Theatre

New Theatre Royal, 20-24 Guildhall Walk, Portsmouth, Hampshire, PO1 2DD
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Opening Times

Jack off the Beanstalk (6 Feb 2026)
DayTimes
Friday17:30

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